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We’ve been on a rant for the last six months – SEXTING! – nasty, dirty celebrities taking nasty dirty pix of themselves NAKED! Our tag has been all about the irresponsible behavior these supposed grown-ups have inflicted on young impressionable minds. Along the way we’ve been truly surprised at who has popped up in the SEXTING STAKES. Everyone expected Lilo to get her kit off, no one was hugely shocked at Gossip Girls Blake Lively admiring her breast bits? Scarlett Johansson kind of came out of left field!
BUT: ALISON BRIE???? D★D READ MORE
According to our source Lindsay Lohan came scrapingly close to being the next celebrity to fall the victim of a cell phone leak – Sexting, Naked Self Portrait via iPhone. Luckily for LiLo, the samaritan who found her phone had no interest in getting involved in all that Hollywood gossip – you have to love a New Yorker. Our favorite 25-year-old starlet reportedly lost her phone while out and about in NYC for Fashion Week. LiLo apparently dropped the phone while leaving the V Magazine party. How did the finder know that it was LiLo’s phone? Apparently the phone said “Lindsay Lohan’s Phone” when the semaritan turned it on! She’s a clever girl our LiLo. The phone doubtlessly held some incriminating photos that LiLo wouldn’t want anyone to see! Don’t worry though, there won’t be any naked pix of Lindsay hitting this here interweb anytime soon. LiLo was said to be “ecstatic” when her phone was returned. She was also relieved that the person who found it didn’t try to extort money from her or sell the photos to the tabloids. Lucky for LiLo, one of the few remaining nice people in the world did the right thing. … the phone contained a heap of important contacts, phone numbers and emails, as well as personal photos and “a lot of stuff” that she wouldn’t want published. Looks as though our LiLo’s luck has finally turned!? D★D
Seems our favorite Porn Star is back in the news. Having lived through a life filled with the normal angst, politics, celebrity, porn, marriage to Jeff Koons, divorce from Jeff Koons and on and on. Cicciolina aka Anna Elena Staller aka Ilona Staller, has once again hit the headlines. Back up to 1987: Staller was elected to the Italian Parliament, her election caused much hooplah at the time and seriously aided her show business career. Staller only served one term – 5 years – as a politician, then was promptly ditched by her constituents. So having lived what can only be described as a full life, the starlet – now 59 – has hit retirement age. Inline with what is common practice universally, Staller has become eligable for the pension. The hooplah it seems is over the Italian Government handing over a $70,000 [pa] pension to our Hungarian born honey! M★S READ MORE
UPDATED: Just like a the plot of a soft porn flick, she plays up to overtly specific fantasies, soft soft spoken words of assurance and a sigh that subtly follows heart felt words. You might think this is pure fiction. In this Internet sourced world of nothing being real this one is so so real. As The Naked Therapist - now known as Sarah White Therapy, Sarah White offers one on one therapy sessions while she slowly strips till she’s in the buff. The whole session is conducted via web cam and while she’s is based in New York her service is available to everyone with a broadband connection. White has also extended her practice to include 3 new team members At around $200 a session (1 hour) White describes her therapy as “. . .a form of talk therapy in which the therapist and/or the patient get naked in an environment in which arousal – physical, emotional and intellectual – is encouraged and utilized to arrive at unique self-discoveries BOOK ME IN! M★S READ MORE
