Shut The F_ck UP: Leisha Hailey

The L-Word Actress was booted of plane for swearing – not kissing. Lesbian actress Leisha Hailey and her girlfriend Camila Grey were escorted off a plane as it sat at a Texas airport because of their potty-mouths, not their passion lips or tongue tangling. A Southwest Airlines spokesperson said the couple became profane after being reprimanded for what actress Leisha Hailey characterised as “one modest kiss” Hailey immediately jumped onboard Twitter accusing the airline of Lesbian Hating and called for an immediate boycott of Southwest Airlines. Hailey has got to be thanking her lucky starlessness for the incident! She’s been thrown back into the international media spotlight – for 12 minutes. Halley’s publicist Libby Coffey said the encounter was real and was “absolutely not” done as a publicity stunt. Hailey and girlyfriend Camila Grey also denied in a statement on Tuesday that the affection they showed toward each other was inappropriate. READ MORE

Alison Brie! SEXTING?

We’ve been on a rant for the last six months – SEXTING! – nasty, dirty celebrities taking nasty dirty pix of themselves NAKED! Our tag has been all about the irresponsible behavior these supposed grown-ups have inflicted on young impressionable minds. Along the way we’ve been truly surprised at who has popped up in the SEXTING STAKES. Everyone expected Lilo to get her kit off, no one was hugely shocked at Gossip Girls Blake Lively admiring her breast bits? Scarlett Johansson kind of came out of left field!

BUT: ALISON BRIE???? D★D READ MORE

Quote of the Day: Verity Penfold

Cicciolina Stirs Up the Italians, Again . . .

Seems our favorite Porn Star is back in the news. Having lived through a life filled with the normal angst, politics, celebrity, porn, marriage to Jeff Koons, divorce from Jeff Koons and on and on. Cicciolina aka Anna Elena Staller aka Ilona Staller, has once again hit the headlines. Back up to 1987:  Staller was elected to the Italian Parliament, her election caused much hooplah at the time and seriously aided her show business career. Staller only served one term – 5 years – as a politician, then was promptly ditched by her constituents. So having lived what can only be described as a full life, the starlet – now 59 – has hit retirement age. Inline with what is common practice universally, Staller has become eligable for the pension. The hooplah it seems is over the Italian Government handing over a $70,000 [pa] pension to our Hungarian born honey! M★S READ MORE

Sarah White: Naked Therapy

UPDATED: Just like a the plot of a soft porn flick, she plays up to overtly specific fantasies, soft soft spoken words of assurance and a sigh that subtly follows heart felt words. You might think this is pure fiction. In this Internet sourced world of nothing being real this one is so so real. As The Naked Therapist - now known as Sarah White Therapy, Sarah  White offers one on one therapy sessions while she slowly strips till she’s in the buff. The whole session is conducted via web cam and while she’s is based in New York her service is available to everyone with a broadband connection. White has also extended her practice to include 3 new team members At around $200 a session (1 hour) White describes her therapy as “. . .a form of talk therapy in which the therapist and/or the patient get naked in an environment in which arousal – physical, emotional and intellectual – is encouraged and utilized to arrive at unique self-discoveries BOOK ME IN! M★S READ MORE

Having One of THOSE Days!?

We’ve had a stinky day around here at the highpants office, everything is not-quite-right with the day, you get it right? Stuff just doesn’t want to go, no biggies, just lots of nothings annoying the beegeebous out of the day. Then this little nugget hit the newsroom, and well we thought geez, it could be worse?! Before we go further, let me say: We’re all just thankful she has a loving and supportive family, cause if she was my mother: I’d disown her!!  Great-grandmother Joan Lloyd, of Abergele, North Wales – how’d you know she’d be Welsh? huh –  finally got the breast enlargement that she always wanted, at the age of 65. Lloyd lost her husband last year and decided it was time to invest his hard earned on  some Pammy style cosmetic surgery, she  transformed her breasts from an A cup to an F cup – for the boys, thats like going from a Keira Knightley to a Lucy Pinder! D★D READ MORE