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Childrens books, hmmm . . . The problem with this genre is the audience, without which it would be an admirable, even honorable calling. So lets imagine they don’t exist, lets imagine writing a childrens book that only the most lowbrow or hippest parents would ever read to a child. And hey presto, it’s been done already. Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach with illustrations by Ricardo Cortes is an <R> 18+ childrens book. Mansbach is surprisingly - not – a professor of fiction at Rutgers University. His previous scribblings include Angry Black White Boy and The End of the Jews - for which he won the California Book Award for fiction in 2008. If you’ve read any of my rants, you’ll know that I despise children, they’re a necessary evil, a little like botox. Unfortunately they exist and any opportunity to take the upper-hand is grabbed with glee. Mansbach has created a wonderfilled thing in Go the F**k to Sleep, he’s allowed the childless among us to grin at the antics of breeders, for this I thank him. Oh the book. buy it, read, stick it on a coffee table. There’s also an outstanding Audio Book, read by a man who’s voice was made to cuss, Samuel L. Jackson D★D READ MORE
Seems to be a bit of a theme this weekend, people speaking when they really should just NOT! We’re unsure if this is a “They Said What, Shut the F_ck Up, a Bipolar Blond Moment or just a part of an ongoing American themed dullness. Whatever, it’s sure to put a smile on your face. In the original video, Miss Universe contestants were asked what they thought of Evolution being taught in schools - we’ve included this vid – the answer were astounding. We grant this was a tricky question, a toughy even for someone with a fully functioning brain. As if that wasn’t funny enough though, they’ve now been asked if MATH should be taught in schools??? As always a picture is worth a thousand words. Check the Video [Please watch it seated] Here >
The L-Word Actress was booted of plane for swearing – not kissing. Lesbian actress Leisha Hailey and her girlfriend Camila Grey were escorted off a plane as it sat at a Texas airport because of their potty-mouths, not their passion lips or tongue tangling. A Southwest Airlines spokesperson said the couple became profane after being reprimanded for what actress Leisha Hailey characterised as “one modest kiss” Hailey immediately jumped onboard Twitter accusing the airline of Lesbian Hating and called for an immediate boycott of Southwest Airlines. Hailey has got to be thanking her lucky starlessness for the incident! She’s been thrown back into the international media spotlight – for 12 minutes. Halley’s publicist Libby Coffey said the encounter was real and was “absolutely not” done as a publicity stunt. Hailey and girlyfriend Camila Grey also denied in a statement on Tuesday that the affection they showed toward each other was inappropriate. READ MORE
